Elvira Mistress of the Dark

Elvira Mistress of the Dark. 1988. (my birth year). Chock full of Elvira's vivacious over-the-top quips and quirks; this film debut of the already established horror show hostess, is an entertaining breakthrough into film.

Her ginormous tits and ditzy fun-loving personality will definitely satisfy a craving for some campy babe action. The plot centers around gaining knowledge of her witchy descendency, and fighting the conservative PTA of the small Massachusetts town. <Chants to Twisted Sister, "WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT."> Makes several mentions of those unpredictable and wayward heavy metal lovin' freaks.

Quick Clip/Running from evil uncle/shoe stuck in forehead/break chains with tits:

Looking forward to watching Elvira's Haunted Hills the sequel. 

*Netflix instant viewing alert*